Your Big Break!

It seems this project will finally answer that age-old question:  What happens when an argument…goes BAD?

I’m feeling really existential now…is better better?  Damn, there goes the day.

I actually had to reach through the computer and FORCE Google to search for “sweat heart.”  I think I even saw angry steam coming out of the monitor.  

On the other hand, I did find this gross picture, so…win/win?

photo source.

I hear they’re calling this one Golden Trimmings Fun Novel.

Is the failure of your marriage just not mortifying enough?  Let us put your divorce ON TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!  EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!!!!!!

ouch.  my feminist hurts.

i can’t even.  with this.  whut.

I’m not sure if I’m LITERALLY willing to look drop dead gorgeous…let me think about it.

p.s. this reminds me of this amazing bit by David Cross.