Your Big Break!

Oh, Hollywood.

Tue, 07 May 2013 18:00:53 -0400

It seems this project will finally answer that age-old question: What happens when an argument…goes BAD?

Better IS better...

Tue, 07 May 2013 12:01:23 -0400

I’m feeling really existential now…is better better? Damn, there goes the day.

That's SO Sweat!!!

Tue, 07 May 2013 08:00:43 -0400

I actually had to reach through the computer and FORCE Google to search for “sweat heart.” I think I even saw angry steam coming out of the monitor.

On the other hand, I did find this gross picture, so…win/win?

photo source.

Seems Legit.

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:00:58 -0400

I hear they’re calling this one Golden Trimmings Fun Novel.

Are you a glutton for punishment?

Mon, 06 May 2013 15:00:47 -0400

Is the failure of your marriage just not mortifying enough? Let us put your divorce ON TV!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!!!!!!

SUPER SEXY GIRL *(Will be given a name)

Mon, 06 May 2013 13:53:10 -0400

ouch. my feminist hurts.

DEAD Sexy.

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 23:27:36 -0400

DEAD Sexy.

EXCEPTIONAL!

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 00:37:35 -0400

um. what.

Mon, 21 May 2012 22:47:27 -0400

i can’t even. with this. whut.

but like...literally.

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 01:19:01 -0400

I’m not sure if I’m LITERALLY willing to look drop dead gorgeous…let me think about it.

p.s. this reminds me of this amazing bit by David Cross.

free “hard copy,” huh Ron Jeremy?

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 16:25:19 -0400

free “hard copy,” huh Ron Jeremy?

FINALLY!! a role built JUST FOR ME!!!

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 15:52:11 -0400

FINALLY!! a role built JUST FOR ME!!!

wait, so it’s not a monster, it’s human? could it be any human? could it be matthew...

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 15:35:16 -0400

wait, so it’s not a monster, it’s human? could it be any human? could it be matthew gray gubler? because that would probably be fine. he’s zexy. sign me up.

alright, who let 5 year olds into film school?

Fri, 26 Aug 2011 11:38:58 -0400

alright, who let 5 year olds into film school?

what, so did she SHIT OUT A POUND ON THE TOILET?!?! oy.

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 13:19:23 -0400

what, so did she SHIT OUT A POUND ON THE TOILET?!?! oy.

LITTLE SHOP OF HORROR

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 12:54:36 -0400

I love that the writer of this casting notice had the time to type “None, NONE” for emphasis in reference to compensation (in case you missed it, there will be None, NONE), but couldn’t take the time to learn that this show is called Little Shop of HORRORS.

unless there is something i’m unaware of.

“Bristol Pain Show” - a truer typo was never typo’ed.

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 13:30:38 -0400

“Bristol Pain Show” - a truer typo was never typo’ed.

this is DEFINITELY a horrible thing to admit, but when i read this, i could only hear it in a...

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 17:53:20 -0400

this is DEFINITELY a horrible thing to admit, but when i read this, i could only hear it in a broken english italian accent - specifically screech in the “screech’s spaghetti sauce” episode of saved by the bell: ”The Sauce-a you can have - but the secret - she’s-a mine!”

CORNDOGS!!!

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 20:35:38 -0400

because HONESTLY, what perfect mother HASN’T rushed out the door scouring the city for a corndog for their child?

i love that this is listed as a spec commercial for corndogs - no brand, just corndogs.

topical...

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 03:18:00 -0400

let me get this straight: a little girl is dead, suffered a VIOLENT death at the hands of ~~someone as yet undetermined~~ her clearly guilty mother, and CHRIS BROWN ~~that guy everyone knows as a really talented artist~~ that guy everyone knows for being VIOLENT toward his girlfriend thinks it would be really great to make some sort of parody video…about…wait. about what?? and there are, like, video games? my face hurts.

p.s., here are the photos posted as a reference in case you’re still on board to submit for the project but are a dumbass and don’t know what Casey Anthony looks like: